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*sniff* She’s near...The worst aloe in the world, working with the worst whipped cream in the world. The scents go together like oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Succumb to this toxic and twisted blend of sugared citrus and violent sea waves. This Aloe Me Whipped Cream is a psychological mastermind! It’s no hero. It’s a hellacious nightmare. Now...go ahead and use this Aloe Me Whipped Cream...you’re not getting any younger.
If individual products sell out, they will become pre-order for 24 hours, ending Saturday the 10th at 12N CST.
TO USE: scoop a bit of both body butter and aloe vera, and apply generously. Pop it in the fridge for an extra-cool summer treat!
4.5oz
NON VEGAN
Ingredients: Water, Isopropyl Myristate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Dimethicone, Stearyl Alcohol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carbomer, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Diazolidinyl Urea,Soybean Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Tocopherol, Sunflower Oil, Borage Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Silk, Aloe Barbadensis, Benzophenone 4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Fragrance, Color.
I love the scent of this aloe me, and it came in very handy when I got a sunburn this summer.
I seriously hoard aloe-mes and had to add this one from Parks and Rec to my collection. I love anything beach scented and this has a perfect beach with a citrus twist scent.
This is a very sweet citrus scent, I don't smell the ocean scent at all, which I prefer.
I love this product for summertime! I recently got a new tattoo and I use this on this everyday and it makes it so soft and yummy smelling!
I love the aloe me whipped cream for the summer months. The combination of aloe and lotion is the perfect consistency for when you want a lighter lotion. Tammy smells so good. I get a fruity citrus scent from this lotion.
I love the scent of this aloe me, and it came in very handy when I got a sunburn this summer.
I seriously hoard aloe-mes and had to add this one from Parks and Rec to my collection. I love anything beach scented and this has a perfect beach with a citrus twist scent.
This is a very sweet citrus scent, I don't smell the ocean scent at all, which I prefer.
I love this product for summertime! I recently got a new tattoo and I use this on this everyday and it makes it so soft and yummy smelling!
I love the aloe me whipped cream for the summer months. The combination of aloe and lotion is the perfect consistency for when you want a lighter lotion. Tammy smells so good. I get a fruity citrus scent from this lotion.
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