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Sold Out - $12.99
*sniff* She’s near...The worst aloe in the world, working with the worst whipped cream in the world. The scents go together like oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch. Succumb to this toxic and twisted blend of sugared citrus and violent sea waves. This Aloe Me Whipped Cream is a psychological mastermind! It’s no hero. It’s a hellacious nightmare. Now...go ahead and use this Aloe Me Whipped Cream...you’re not getting any younger.
If individual products sell out, they will become pre-order for 24 hours, ending Saturday the 10th at 12N CST.
TO USE: scoop a bit of both body butter and aloe vera, and apply generously. Pop it in the fridge for an extra-cool summer treat!
4.5oz
NON VEGAN
Ingredients: Water, Isopropyl Myristate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Dimethicone, Stearyl Alcohol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carbomer, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Diazolidinyl Urea,Soybean Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Tocopherol, Sunflower Oil, Borage Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Silk, Aloe Barbadensis, Benzophenone 4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Fragrance, Color.
