WHATEVER, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US Perfume Sampler
WHATEVER, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US Perfume Sampler
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All 8 scents from the extended collection in mini perfume form. (Minus SO VINTAGE)
TOTALLY GROOL - What we meant to say was cool, then started to say great. Right. Well...grool. So it’s like if you take really cool scents of amber and pumpkin peppercorn spice and add it to like subtle hints of great pink bubblegum.
AS IF - Let’s face it. Everyone is going to want to borrow your new perfume oil when they smell it. Just say these three words and they’ll get the hint. Be selfish with scents of lemon butter shortbread lightly drizzled with caramel (butter is a carb by the way...but WHATEVER.)
WAY FETCH - We just made fetch happen. Now you’ll always want it to happen. And fetch is flirty fresh apples, sugar berries, plum blossoms, and sea salt. You’ll be sorry that people are so jealous of you...but you can’t help it that you’ll smell so good and they just have to deal with their designer imposter perfume.
CRUSHIN’ - Please girl, we can see you are totally crushin’ for this scent. You’ll use any excuse just to use this deep conditioner every day. Fall majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with sparkling pears, lemon drops, golden honey, and red lollipops! Your hair will be so big, it’s full of secrets!
ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK - This smells like French vanilla flavored cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would use it and be happy.
BURN BOOK - Put it in the book. Muddled raspberries and fluffy melted marshmallows are going to make you feel less like a grotsky little byotch and transform into being really pretty. You’ll agree. You’ll think you’re really pretty.
VALLEY GIRL - OMG, this classic scent will have you totally buggin’! Be highly selective with this perfect scent of pomegranate cider, citrus zest, and airy cotton candy. You’ll be so sure to want this to be like your new signature scent. You go, Glen Coco!
IS BUTTER A CARB? - When you’re trying to lose three pounds, what better way than doing so with scents of whipped buttercream, butter mints, and confectionary sugar? It's been two weeks since launch, and all we've done is make your body smell like a foot. Now get in loser, we’re going to Taco Bell.
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I see the review below mine says the user just sniffed everything. Never do that with perfume oils! Not only do they always smell differently on the skin than in the bottle, but they also smell differently on different people due to body chemistry! Just sniffing in a bottle of perfume oil is like randomly sniffing anything in your house. You're not going to get the real scent of anything.
This is a fantastic set. Each scent was very different and I gave several away that didn't work on me but kept my favorites. My order took weeks (it was holding on a hand sanitizer that never came in, but when I contacted FCS they let me sub in a different one) had some bottles destroyed in transit but FCS took care of it all for me. I liked the little rollerballs on these, too. It made them easier to try!
I opened them up to sniff and they all mostly smelled the same. I didn’t really care for any of them. I should have gotten another deep conditioner instead. I think they will be good to use in baked products to give them scent. Alone I didn’t like on sniff maybe once I apply them they will smell way differently.
Such amazing scents in an amazing collection!
