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I AM NO MAN! Hydrate Me

I AM NO MAN! Hydrate Me

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Smell like a daughter of kings, a shieldmaiden of Rohan and fulfill the prophecy that no man can kill the Witch King. Fear neither death nor pain with scents of sultry dark amber, delicate lilies growing on the plains outside Edoras, white sandalwood, and wild strawberries of the fields where the Rohirrim rides free.


Directions: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the hydrate me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews

I cannot live without a hydrate me or two in my shower. I use it every time I shower. I am a fan of this scent, although I don't smell the notes listed per say (especially the strawberry).

Hydrate Me

As a hydrate me, I recommend it any day of the week its more of a floral or earthy scent, so if that's your jam- this is probably a preferred scent choice for you.

Love the Hydrate Me's

I love the hydrate mes and stocked up a lot lol, but seeing as they can only ship half the year it's nice to get some to last. This scent is so good for a Hydrate Me!

My New Go-to

I love all of the HydrateMe products but this scent is my favorite. Soft and delicate, a little floral but not overpowering.


Beautiful, yummy scent. I like using the hydrate me like a salve stick, really nice on particularly dry skin spots!

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