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NEVER SLEEP AGAIN Monster Spray

Sold Out - $7.99

Look at you, you’re exhausted. We need to get you to bed…
Now you’re playing with power with scents of refined lavender, raspberry jam, dry down of musks and clean feather pillows that will torment your senses.

HOW IT WORKS: Evil lurks just outside your door, hiding in your closet, and just beneath your bed. You can try to keep the monsters away...but there is no guarantee.

TO USE: Shake well. To help ensure a more restful sleep, spritz onto pillow and bed sheets at bedtime.

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SO good

I love this as a CYO PO because I put it on at bedtime and it's so soothing. I like it even better than Prince Valium for bedtime!

Love it!

I love this scent as a room or linen spray.

Love the scent!

Such a lovely lavender smell. Very nice and light with a sweet dry down. I usually don't like most lavender scents but this one is wonderful. I wish they made it in a lotion and a room spray.

Favorite!!!

I don't even like lavender, and I LOVE this. I wish it would get brought back. I am halfway through my third, and last, bottle. I use this almost every night - especially when I am traveling. It's the one thing that helps me go to sleep.

Bottled Sleep

If sleep could be bottled, it would smell like THIS!! Don't let the name scare you, because this scent is HEAVENLY!!!! It should be a permanent Linen Spray scent!! Perfect amount of Lavender, clean linen and notes of vanilla make this a Winner! Please Bring This Back!!!!! I bought 8 bottles. And wish I had bought more before it Sold Out!!!

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SO good

I love this as a CYO PO because I put it on at bedtime and it's so soothing. I like it even better than Prince Valium for bedtime!

Love it!

I love this scent as a room or linen spray.

Love the scent!

Such a lovely lavender smell. Very nice and light with a sweet dry down. I usually don't like most lavender scents but this one is wonderful. I wish they made it in a lotion and a room spray.

Favorite!!!

I don't even like lavender, and I LOVE this. I wish it would get brought back. I am halfway through my third, and last, bottle. I use this almost every night - especially when I am traveling. It's the one thing that helps me go to sleep.

Bottled Sleep

If sleep could be bottled, it would smell like THIS!! Don't let the name scare you, because this scent is HEAVENLY!!!! It should be a permanent Linen Spray scent!! Perfect amount of Lavender, clean linen and notes of vanilla make this a Winner! Please Bring This Back!!!!! I bought 8 bottles. And wish I had bought more before it Sold Out!!!

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